I think I’m in love with my boss. I’m sure I don’t know why though. He’s moody, irascible, and rather homely looking. Yet the moment he says my name, my veins run fire.
Dear Gypsy Woman,
Please come to my party at 6pm sharp, so I can pay you for some clothes and a crystal ball. I need them to flirt with my ward’s governess. Thank you.
Come get me out of here. My husband is about to marry another woman. And they say I’m crazy!