“So I hear you lost your job,” your friend says. “How come?”
And you say….
- I was doing the macarena in the middle of the room because there was a caterpillar down my back, and I was disrupting the office morale.
- My pet dragon followed me to work.
- I spilled hot coffee on the boss…and I wasn’t even supposed to have food or drink in the cubicle.
- A random thief stole the clothes right off my back, and I was dismissed because no one believed me.
- An evil witch cursed me and made me slap the boss.
- I discovered my superiors were planning a major takeover of the entire world, and I barely escaped with my life.
- I was bored and so I started making gum art on the walls.
- I was caught writing evil rumors about the boss on the bathroom walls.
- I threw a fit in the factory and ripped up everything in my station, including the hats being embroidered on my machine.
- My knight in shining armor arrived, busted down the door and chased me all around the room trying to “rescue” me and made such I mess that I was blamed for it.
Comment below if you can think of more reasons!